THE WORST PIMP EVER
I'M NOT THE WORST PIMP EVER!
Logline:
A story about the escapades of an inept con-artist pursuit for self-discovery.
SCREENPLAY SAMPLE - 2 PAGES
FADE IN:
EXT. - STREETS - NIGHT
MONTAGE: The Worst Pimp Ever theme song plays during scenes
featuring the street and nightlife of an urban city. Red
district areas, neon lights of various Business, prostitutes
homeless people, drug dealers making transactions from their
vehicles, corrupt police officers, street preachers, people
waiting In line to get into the nightclub, and skateboarders
skating on the sidewalk.
END MONTAGE:
INT -. HOTEL BEDROOM - NIGHT
The Worst Pimp Ever theme song continues to play during
scenes featuring the sixty-year-old male customer who is
smiling while he is paying PERSINA cash for services.
Persina takes cash and secures it in her bra then she exits.
ELDERLY JON CUSTOMER is in his robe gets a drink of whisky,
ponders, and then goes to the bathroom. There is silence for
about three (3) seconds then gradually the Elderly customer
begins to scream in intervals and then the scream changes in
tone, sound, and rhythm. Scream sounds like an echo of
multiple men gargling simultaneously.
ELDERLY JON CUSTOMER
( O.S.screams)
Yee yaw, haah, gar haw, garrrrr...
INT.- BARBERSHOP APARTMENT BEDROOM - NIGHT
MONTAGE: The Worst Pimp Ever theme song plays over a color
montage of scenes featuring SERGIO preparing for his
swindle. Sergio is animated as he is showering, opens the
closet to decide what clothes to wear, styling his hair in
the mirror, putting on his shoes, flips a coin, grabs his
briefcase, puts on his brim hat, pauses and ponders, then
grabs his helmt.
INT. - HOTEL BEDROOM - NIGHT
Elderly Jon customer is still in the bathroom screaming but
his scream changes to syncopated prayer groans.
ELDERLY JON CUSTOMER
(O.S)
Oow Mmm, Oow,lordy..lordly. Mmm,
Oh, Mmm Mmm..yes lordy...lordly..
INT/EXT. - HOTEL LOBBY - NIGHT
Persina is in the hotel lobby on the hotel phone she then
exits the hotel into her vehicle. She opens her pocket book
and obtains her camera phone and checks to make sure that
she has a clear copy of the Elderly Jon ID. She sends the
copy of the ID to a person via email. She retrieves a bottle
of male stimulus capsules.
2.
PERSINA
(smirking)
Mmm. Side effects. May cause pain
when urinating.
INT. - BEDROOM - NIGHT
EZRAEL is in the bed pretending to be sleep. UNCLE SAUL
makes his routine check on his nephew Ezrael and daughter
NEOLA.
UNCLE SAUL
(Gently knocks)
Ezrael, Ezrael..
Opens door and recognizes that Ezrael is in the bed. When
Uncle Saul closes the door Ezrael immediately leaps out of
the bed with his clothes on, locks the door, grabs
briefcase, duffle bag, and opens a secret passage in his
room that leads to the cellar. He retrieves his scooter,
pushes it outside to the street, starts it up, and rides
off. GRANDPA ELI is watching his every move and follows him
on his high tech motor scooter.
EXT.- RED DISTRICT AREA - NIGHT
The Elderly Jon is franticly driving seeking for Persina.
EXT. - CITY STREETS - NIGHT
Sergio is animated and confident while riding on his
motorcycle. He is bobbing his head while listening to music.
The Elderly Jon drives his vehicle next to Sergio cycle at a
red traffic light. Sergio looks towards his right at the
Elderly Jon making sporadic physical seizures like gestures.
SERGIO
(moderate tone)
Man u da worst dancer ever!
EXT. - CITY LIMITS - NIGHT
Ezrael reaches his destination to the Boulevard Hotel.
EXT. - BOULEVARD HOTEL - NIGHT
A woman driving a luxury sport vehicle drives to the main
entrance of the Boulevard hotel. The woman slowly opens the
door, places her sexy legs to the ground, exits the vehicle,
and gives the key to the valet. MARINA is dress in a mini
skirt and wearing high heels. She looks at her watch and
makes a call on her cell phone. Ezrael drives his scooter
near the hotel gets off and grabs his flowers from his
duffle bag. Grandpa Eli is near watching his grandson with
his binoculars. Ezrael enters the lobby of the hotel while
Marina is on her cell phone.
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SERENA
THE ROMATIC INTEREST OF SERGIO
SHE'S IS NOT THE WORST GOLD DIGGER EVER!
COMEDY
FEATURE SCREENPLAY
CREATED AND WRITTEN BY:
CREATED AND WRITTEN BY:
DETECTIVE PIMP BUSTA: HE'S DETERMINE TO BUST SERGIO OR THE DEAN!
DAM SERGIO! You Gotta be THE WORST PIMP EVER!
EZRAEL-SERGIO SIDE KICK
and the mastermind street wise aspiring lawyer
"Bro if It doesn't fit you must acquit"
I'M NOT THE WORST PIMP EVER!
THE DEAN
OF A PRESTIGES UNIVERSITY
UNDERCOVER HE OPERATES A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR FRAUD ID THEFT INSURANCES SCAM
I'M NOT THE WORST PIMP EVER!
I have a $100 MILLION DOLLAR GOVERNMENT CONTRACT BRO!
THE PIMP CONVENTION
BANKER'S ARE NOT "THE WORST PIMPS EVER!"
"We put a freeze on your $1 million dollars saving account therefore, you can't withdraw your hard earned money until we get our 1 billion dollar bailout from your taxes via your government and we make sure our CEO's get rewarded a 5 million dollar bonus each for making bad investments"
"We put a freeze on your $1 million dollars saving account therefore, you can't withdraw your hard earned money until we get our 1 billion dollar bailout from your taxes via your government and we make sure our CEO's get rewarded a 5 million dollar bonus each for making bad investments"
MUSIC RECORD COMPANIES AND MOVIE EXECUTIVES ARE NOT
"THE WORST PIMPS EVER"
POLITICIANS SWEAR THAT THEY'RE NOT THE "WORST PIMPS EVER"
Trust us, we promise!
Trust us, we promise!
Prosperity
preachers ARE NOT THE WORST PIMPS EVER AMEN! Remember to sow that $500 seed and receive your blessings AMEN AGAIN!
THE TAX COLLECTS ARE NOT
"THE WORST PIMPS EVER"
YOU OWE US $73,000 IN BACK TAXES BECAUSE YOUR TAX RATE IS 42% of GROSS!
I'M NOT THE WORST PIMP EVER CHARGE THAT at 23% interest!
THE COMEDY KINGS
WHO IS PIMPIN THE PIMP?
PROSTITUTES
There would be no pimps if there were no Prostitutes!
WHO IS PIMPIN YOUR THOUGHTS?
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